Pizza & Gaming (Part 2)

Well that's enough sitting around its time to burn some of the Dominoes off... and what better way to do it than to play some Kinect games... and the game will be... Kinect Sports Season Two... and Basketball is gonna be the first one... well a 3 Point Shoot Out!!!

Well im up first to set the standard... and well money ball after money ball i sink allowing me more and more time to build my score up... i end up with 72... its not personal best but it could be enough to best these two!!! Anyway Sheep is up next... he has one weird basketball throw!!! And it doesn't help him he only leaves with 36... Daniel is up next and after i really good start he starts to throw it away and ends up with only 48... i offer them both a rematch but they decline... but are willing for a different game... let me see what we can play...

Right decisions have been made... not by those blonkers... i made it myself... didn't expect them to actually have to do something like than... anyway... we are gonna play three holes... so lets bring it on!!!


Hole One (Par 5)
Well i take my tee shot and to tell you the truth im rather proud of it... until both those gits hit it further than me... they are proper schooling me... but Sheep hits a brick wall when he ends up in the water on his second shot... and fails miserably with a Triple Bogey!!! I thought that i did rather well getting a bogey but Daniel outshines me with his Par!!! Daniel(Par) Artemis(+1) Sheep(+3)

Hole Two (Par 4)
Well all three of us hit great tea shots... but i tried to be smart and take the short cut... but unforunatley for me it rolled down the hill and kinda screwed me... i was lucky to get a par in that one but i had a great chip onto the green that saved me... as for Sheep he hit some serious form on this one... a birdie... its a shame that his score was so poor on the first hole!!! As for Daniel he dropped back a shot after some rather poor putting!!! Daniel( +1 ) Artemis(+1) Sheep(+2)

Hole Three (Par 4)
Well its all so close going into the last hole... all three of hit great tee shots and second shots straight onto the green... I take to shots and earn a par... but Sheep goes one worse and gets a bogey... but it was Daniel who was the star of the show hitting a great long put for his birdie... well done!!! Daniel( Par) Artemis(+1) Sheep(+3)

Game Review - Well good game all around... it was close... i think Sheep lost interested in the last hole... i reckon he could of done a whole of a hell better... and a well done to Daniel... as competitive as ever and picked up the game instantly!!! Anyway the lads are heading so im gonna chillax... catch you guys later!!!

Artemis Beartrappe - 65
Rest of the World - 42

Pizza & Gaming (Part 1)

Well my dogs Daniel & Sheep are round and after having some good out Dominoes Pizza... its time for some gaming!!! First game of choice... and rather fitting too because of whats going on right now... thats right Beijing Olympics 2008!!! I've some aggression to get out here so there is no better than doing a bit of button bashing!!! So lets down to this and lets hand out some medals!!!

Event One - 100M
Well what a disaster this was... we had to reset the game three times becuase we all kept getting DQ... but finally we get under way... and its Sheep who flies from the start and is unstoppable... i never seem to be able to get my buttons right which allowed Daniel into second!!!
(Gold -Sheep) (Silver - Daniel) (Bronze - Artemis)

Event Two - 800M
Well this was a really close one... Daniel and myself took the race by the balls... we built a huge lead from the pack... but in the final stretch Daniel is able to hold me off... i went for it far too late!!! And well Sheep... he was never in it!!!
(Gold -Daniel) (Silver - Artemis) (Bronze - Sheep)


Event Three - High Jump
Well a rather embarrassment for Daniel here who couldn't even make the first height!!! Then it was between me and Sheep and this was one hell of a battle... but Sheep slips up and only gets to 242... while i break the bloody world record with a super 246... i think its in centre metres but im not sure!!!
(Gold -Artemis) (Silver - Sheep) (Bronze - Daniel)

Event Four - Long Jump
My god i forgot that you have to do it six times... god it nearly killed all three of us... but it was an ever changing battle at the top of the leader board... first off i get a big one over eight metres... in the second round Daniel hits a massive 8.71m which somehow the next jump later i equal to the millimetre!!! But then Sheep wrecks the party and gets a massive 8.77m which will be hard to beat!!! And well it ends exactly the same... i think we were to knackered to do much else!!!
(Gold -Sheep) (Silver - Daniel & Artemis)

Event Five - Javelin
Well we started off with a guide how not to play this game by getting six consecutive Foul shots... but on his third attempt Daniel breaks the bloody world record... i hit a similar shot but not quiet as good... but Sheep fails miserably and only gets one vaild throw in!!!
(Gold -Daniel) (Silver - Artemis) (Bronze - Sheep)

Event Six - 10m Pistol
Well after the first five shots i have a shot lead on Sheep and Daniel is another one behind... but after a bit of sloppy shooting by myself and some sniping by Sheep he ends up winning it with a score of 87.4 compared to my 86.9... it was close... then it was Daniel with 85.3... that was fun!!!
(Gold -Sheep) (Silver - Artemis) (Bronze - Daniel)


Event Seven - Cycling
Well after the trail times its me and Daniel fighting for the top spot!!! And well i was kicking his ass and he gave up... what a dick... i was going for the World Record... and i'm almost sure i was gonna break it!!!
(Gold -Artemis) (Silver - Daniel) (Bronze - Sheep)


Game Review - Well that was great crack... i leave with 2 Gold, 4 Silver & 1 Bronze!!! Sheep walks away with 3 Gold, 1 Silver &  Bronze while Daniel has 2 Gold, 3 Silver & 2 Bronze!!! Well i think it was a good tribute to the Olympics... and well i hope you all will be watching it as i plan to do... anyway lets play some more games!!!


Artemis Beartrappe - 62
Rest of the World - 41

It's a Crazy Crazy Crazy Night (Not Night I Mean Golf) Back 9

Right its time for the back 9... im drawing level with Sheep and Crissy is several behind... but its all to play for... any without further or do lets find out how it will turn out!!!

Hole 10 - This is a great hole... i love the fact that you have to aim for the water trap so that it would roll towards the whole... and well we ended up all in pretty much the same place... Crissy two puts while Sheep and I get it in two!!! Crissy(38) Sheep(29) Artemis(29)
Hole 11 - Well there is a water hazard up next... me and Crissy stay well clear but sheep goes straight at it and goes in... but instead taking a drop he hits it out... but it was a real tricky green with a real bad slope but i am able to win the hole... it could of been all so different if Sheep had went the same way as us!!! Crissy(42) Sheep(33) Artemis(32)
Hole 12 - Well i go first and well there isn;t a water hazard as stuck but i ended hitting my ball far to hard... it jumped the wall and went into the water... i was able to get a 4... while Sheep tied the game with a three... but it was Crissy who showed us all up with a super hole in one!!! Crissy(43) Sheep(36) Artemis(36)
Hole 13 - Another tricky hole which Sheep gets an easy two... i could of had two aswell but he put me off... dick!!! Crissy(47) Sheep(38) Artemis(39)
Hole 14 - Another hole... another shot i lose on Sheep... plus Crissy is starting to catch on me!!! Crissy(49) Sheep(40) Artemis(42)
Hole 15 - Another great hole no change... me and Sheep both get a two while crissy drops one!!! Crissy(52) Sheep(42) Artemis(44)
Hole 16 - Once again Crissy gets a great hole in one... what a shot... me and Sheep both end up with a two!!! Crissy(53) Sheep(44) Artemis(46)
Hole 17 - Two holes left... two shots down... and i don't help myself by dropping another shot on Sheep!!! Crissy(56) Sheep(46) Artemis(49)
Hole 18 - Right its the final hole... and well im screwed... and well this hole isn't a skill one... more like luck... plus you have the chance to win a free game... but we all suck and get three's each!!! Crissy(59) Sheep(49) Artemis(52)

Game Review - Well that was a great game of Crazy golf... the lead changed several times... but there were far to many shots each of us missed that we should really have gotten... but hey that's the game... well lets hope we get a rematch at this because it was rather funny i have to say!!!

And well from looking above it looks like none of us will be winning any Crazy Golf Championships any time soon... both those guys shot 34... thats like 1.88 shots per hole compared to ours...
1st Sheep - 2.72
2nd Artemis - 2.88
3rd Chrissy - 3.27

Artemis Beartappe - 55
Rest of the World - 35

It's a Crazy Crazy Crazy Night (Not Night I Mean Golf) Front 9

Well another day another challenge... with the Wife and Kids shipped off to the in laws in Washington... that Newcastle not the United States... I start to feel rather lonely in the house... so after a quick phone call to Sheep we decide to do something... Pirate Crazy Golf was the plan... especially when i had three Golden Doubloons which got us three free games instead of paying £6.50 each!!! Anyway after doing a bit of shopping and eating some rather tasty sausages... o and had a smoke as well it was time to head to the Crazy Golf me hearties!!!

Joining us today is Crissy... that's Sheep's girlfriend in case you didn't know... so we got down there... handed over our Golden Doubloons and it was game time... we decided to go with the harder Black-beard's Adventure Course as it was a bit less flat!!!

Anyway its game time... and its time for a hole by hole break down!!!


Hole 1 - Great start by myself... took it slow and steady... sheep was a shot behind and Crissy was one behind that!!! Crissy(5) Sheep(4) Artemis(3)
Hole 2 - Another close even hole... but a botched second shot from me gave away the hole to Sheep!!! Crissy(8) Sheep(6) Artemis(6)
Hole 3 - Well a great shot played by Crissy to win the hole... i could of tied with her but my short game was rather poor on this hole!!! Crissy(10) Sheep(9) Artemis(9)
Hole 4 - Well both Crissy and Sheep played a poor one here... but i was one lucky duck and got a great hole in one after rolling it up and down the mound... they just put too much power on it and ended down the hill causing them both to get a 4!!! Crissy(14) Sheep(13) Artemis(10)
Hole 5 - Another great hole by me once again hitting within inches of my tee shot... they both had to settle with three shots each!!! A nice we lead building by me here!!! Crissy(17) Sheep(16) Artemis(12)
Hole 6 - Sheep came back strong in this hole and hits a great 3 after we finished our tee shots in the same place... but unfortunately for me my third shot was straight back into that area... i was lucky to leave with a 5 in this one!!! Crissy(21) Sheep(19) Artemis(17)
Hole 7 - Well Crissy had a poor one in this hole she just got stuck at the bottom of a hill... i managed to walk away with a 2... but there was some disagreement abut Sheep's shot... from the tee it went straight in and bounced out... he demanded it was a hole in one... but majority ruled that it wouldn't count... he had an easy shot for two!!! Crissy(26) Sheep(21) Artemis(20)
Hole 8 - Crissy was unfortunate to get a 5 in this one... but me and Sheep were on fire and kicked some serious ass!!! Crissy(31) Sheep(24) Artemis(23)
Hole 9 - Well its the final hole of the front nine and Sheep gets an excellent three while myself and Crissy end up with 4 apiece... which leaves me and Sheep dead level!!! Crissy(35) Sheep(27) Artemis(27)


Well its all looking so interesting... the front 9 are done... The Trappe and Sheep have a 8 shot lead over Crissy but its all to play for still with the back 9 to come... can me and sheep push each other off the top or will Crissy storm through to collect the victory... the only way to find out is to check back on this blog later on!!!

Car Colour Crazyness!!!

Mission completed... the floor has been cleaned... and we are on route back home to Belfast!!! Anyway me thinks its time for another game... let's see... let's play the car game... below are the rules...

The Rules

• Each player chooses a colour of car!!!
• You get a point for each of your own coloured car you see!!!
• The winner is who ever has the most points at the end of the journey!!!

So the game has started and as we cruise to a bit of Iron Maiden we make our choices... Ashley goes with silver... while I go with red... unforuantly there are no cars in the distance so this could be a long game!!!

So after a long wait it turns out like cars are like buses... there ain't one for ages and then two come along at once... and they were bloodly silver!!! So 2 down come on you red cars!!! So guess to my surprise what colour car was next... fecking silver... I'm shit at this... three down... then four down... I'm really piss poor at this game!!! Come on you red cars let's be having you!!!

And the next car is silver... and now five down I'm realising Iron Maiden is bring all the silver card to us... so I've now put on some Red Hot Chilli Peppers... this should help me... fingers crossed!!! No luck... two more silver cars... that seven now... and me and Ash decided at the start we would do 10 pence per car... and as he just informed me that's a Belfast Telegraph I owe him!!!

Then another grey one... eight nil... how embarrassing... then we hit a clump of cars... not one... or two... but 5... thirteen nil... then another one that turns on... why have I no luck?

Then bam... three red cars followeed by grey... 14-3!!! I'm back in it... but not for long... three silver cars followed by a red we pass making it 17-4!!!


17-5 now... will we see a rocky comeback??? The answer once again is no... grey car followed by grey gets the score to 20-5... and that's where I call it quits and admit defeat!!!

Well i was truely hammered there... saying that if i had went for black i wouldn't of been much closer... but anyway a win to the Ash!!! Anyway im knackered so im away for a sleep here... and hopefully when i wake again ill be home and then it will be straight ot bed for me... thanks for joining me on my horrible journey and keep an eye out for the next blog... laters!!!


Artemis Beartrappe - 54
Rest of the World - 34

21 Questions?

Well another day another journey... as you all know already I work in a Mace as my full time job... but unless you know me you wouldn't know that I have a second job cleaning floors!!! (If your looking your floors done look at this link... Aspin Nationwide Floor Cleaning) Were was I... yes my second job brings me all over the country a swell as down south... today myself and Ashley are heading to Limerick... its a shit hole... and its one long long journey... but all you can do is think of the money... so with a over 4 hour journey ahead of us we need to keep boredom away... so its a perfect time for a game... and well with Ashley driving it cuts our options down... anyway we decide to play 21 Questions... it could be tough due to the fact all he will do is pick cars... but ill take on all challengers so here we go!!!

The Rules

• Decide who is picking and who is guessing
• The person who is guessing asks one question at a time
• The other person can only answer yes or no
• The guesser gets 21 questions
• If the guesser gets it within 21 he wins otherwise the opponent wins.

Game 1 - Anyway I pick first... and I go for Mars Bar... 4 questions left he gets it... he was starting to get rather annoyed... which reminded me a lot of Daniel Lowry!!! (0-1)

Game 2 - It's Ashleys turn... after 9 questions I get it... his trainers... at one point I asked him are you touching it... which we both found rather funny... we were like a couple of school boys!!! (1-1)

Game 3 - It's my turn once again qnd I pick the tax disc... he gets it in 5 question... impressive!!! (1-2)

Game 4 - Ashs turn again... this time he goes for the aclerator peddle... it takes me five turns... easy... and the are you touching it question came up again!!! (2-2)

Game 5 - My turn... fuel gage is my choice and it takes him 8 guesses... and that one question came up again to our amusment!!! (2-3)

Game 6 - Once again its Ashley's turn... fans... takes me 17 guesses... that was too close for comfort!!! (3-3)

Game 7 - My turn now and i got with the time... got him!!! That was well to easy... and he got proper annoyed as well!!! (4-3)

Game 8 - Its the final game and Ashley gets to pick last... and the roles are reversed and he beats me!!! With bloody wing mirror adjuster!!! (4-4)

Well overall this was good crack and it certainly used up some of our time on the hour and a half hour journey... my god it was far too long for my liking... but at least we are here now and can start work... maybe have a wee game on the way back but im not sure we could stick 21 Questions again because i think we might end up killing each other!!!

So how does this change the scores... not at all... with both winning four it stays the same... but at least i was able to get him in one of them!!!


Artemis Beartrappe - 54
Rest of the World - 33

Time on My Hands!!!

Well im sitting in the house with the wee man... he's not keeping me entertained so after getting him to go to sleep... i having nothing to do inbetween the wife coming home... and well lets not get into that... because she said she was leaving when she phoned at 2PM... and well it takes less than two hours travel time... and well its seven now... and she ain't back and she ain't answering her phone... but anyway screw her i fancy a few games on the Xbox!!! But before the wee man goes to sleep i let him have the honour of picking the game i will be playing... and after pointing at the baby wipes first... then my bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale... he finally picks a game... Sega Superstars Tennis... how fitting its the final of Wimbledon today as well... he's one smart cookie i tell you!!!


Anyway with the child dispatched to bed its time for some serious gaming!!! And well after searching for an opponent for at least 10 minutes i give up!!! Why doesn't anybody want to play me??? Well you know what it is screw them... im away to drink some more Nukey Brown and get trollied off my face... catch you later broski's!!!

Kinect Action... Continued

Well just back from a smoke... and we decide between ourselves lets have a go at Skiing... So its two heats... each heat we ski the different tracks... so we get down to it... and its rather awesome... really fun to play this one... anyway the results... who won you ask??? Well the first heat was very messy... well it was our first time... that sounds weird... i mean playing this game... and well i mine first heat but lose the second heat but win overall by four seconds!!!

Natalie demands a rematch... she wins the first... and im almost sure i won the second one but my time penalties screw me over... and i lose that one as well... therefore i loss the over all score... i ask for a rematch... but she doesn't want too... i was coming back in the last race... i was hitting me stride... i think she is just scared of losing... again!!! Even tho i didn't win that one!!!

Well its getting late... Natalie has to be up early in the morning... but what the hell lets have a game of Baseball... Two innings... and i start battling first... i hit two great homer runs... and collect a great run total of 12... which has to be hard to beat... but Natalie sluggs away... and eats bit by bit into my lead... even at one stage getting a grand slam... but i managed to get her out for 11... but she wants to quit... she is knackered and wants to go to bed... but after i offer her a smoke and a cool down i manage to get her to reconsider!!! Anyway i plan to build on my lead... but Natalie is an awesome pitcher... and seems like she screwed my chances up... but some how i come straight out of the blocks... and before you know it her first is out then her second... but she gets herself two runs... and it comes down to the last batter... all three bases a full... and this is do or die... i deliver the first ball and its a fast on down the centre... STRIKE ONE...my second bowl is a slow one down the centre again... Natalie swings and misses... STRIKE TWO... this next shot is the game changer... i wind up and hit a massive fast curve ball... STRIKE THREE!!! Yes... Yes... Yes... YOUR OUT OF HERE!!! O yes winner winner... chicken dinner!!! Well what a great and exciting game... very close indeed... once again like i say every time i can't wait for the rematch... anyway its bed time and im knackered... so im away... anyway to another time... good night!!!

Artemis Beartrappe - 50
Rest of the World - 29

Kinect Action

Well after a great day at work... i found out that a bonus that i was due was in my wages... hooray!!! So with the money burning a hole in my pocket i did what i always do... look some way to spend it!!! So i decided to go to Smiths Toys... due to the fact that my usual source of game purchasing has closed down... but once i entered Smiths and went straight to the Xbox section two games stood out for me... one was Kinect Sports Season Two... and the other was Tiger Woods 13... with both of them being Kinect compatible i had a huge decision on my hands... well Tiger Woods is one of the best series of games ever... but the last game rather sucked in my opinion... but that was just because the controller play was crap... but this time you can use the Kinect... and well the other game Kinect Sports Season Two... its predecessor was one cracking game... this time the playable games are Basketball... Darts... Skiing... Baseball... American Football and Golf!!! So anyway the game i ended up choosing was... Kinect Sports Season Two... and if you are wondering my reasoning behind my choice well i thought if Tiger Woods 13 sucks the whole game would suck... while at least with Kinect Sports Season Two there has to be one out of the six games that would be worth playing over and over again... plus the fact that we could play this one with Beth!!! And after playing £29.99 it was off home to settle the wee man so me and Natalie could get some serious exercise in!!!


So with the wee man dispatched to bed... and a quick ciggie... its time to play the game!!!

But really we did start... and after a bit of debating... and i must say i am a Master Debater... he decided to play Golf first... this should be interesting the fact that me and Natalie have never played this before ever... and its going to be weird swing an invisible club!!! Anyway below is the hole by hole results...
Hole 1 (Par 4) - We both hit two great tee shots... but while with her second shot Natalie hits the green i land in a bunker... and from there i land just off the green... but Natalie 3 putts allowing me a chance to stay level which i do!!!
Artemis(+1) Natalie(+1)
Hole 2 (Par 3) - We both land straight onto the green from our tee shots... i putt my shot for a birdie while Natalie uses far too much power and ends up with a par!!!
Artemis(Par) Natalie(+1)
Hole 3 (Par 5) - Once again two great drives from the tee... on my third shot i land a yard away from the pin and get my birdie... and Natalie hits a great put from a good distance to also claim her birdie!!!
Artemis(-1) Natalie(Par)
Hole 4 (Par 4) - Well from the great tee shots we turn crap... Natalie goes straight into the rough while i end up in the bunker again... then my second shot was a beauty... but it kept rolling and rolling... it must of rolled for a good thirty seconds... and guess what... it rolled into another bloody bunker... what were the chances!!! Natalie begins to show off when she chips of the green for an Eagle... and well as she told me "Its not showing off when your that damn good!!!" Well i can't compete with that... my bunker shot ends less than a yard away from the pin and the par is mine!!!
Artemis(-1) Natalie(-2)
Hole 5 (Par 5) - We get back to are great form in the way of driving on this hole... i have lady luck on my side when my wayward shot gets a lucky bounce which stops me going into the bunker and lands me on the green... anyway i miss my birdie shot... but Natalie doesn't and increases her lead!!!
Artemis(-1) Natalie(-3)
Hole 6 (Par 3) - Well i hit a great shot just off the pin... while Natalie over hits it and after her chip from off the green she misses her par shot... and after sinking my Birdie ive caught the ball and chain!!!
Artemis(-2) Natalie(-2)
Hole 7 (Par 4) - Are first two shorts our rather similar... but when it came to our shots on the green they were very different with the same result... i over hit it while Nat didn't give it enough welly!!! We both end up with a par!!!
Artemis(-2) Natalie(-2)
Hole 8 (Par 3) - Both our shots land at the bottom of the hill on the green... we both have to give it a bit extra... Natalie ends closer but we both leave the hole with a par!!!
Artemis(-2) Natalie(-2)
Hole 9 (Par 5) - Right its down to the last hole... winner takes all... well both our shots seemed to roll and roll and roll... but the only difference was that Natalie's ended up in the bunker... it takes me three shots to get onto the green... while it only takes Nat two... and i get my birdie so the pressure is now on Natalie... this is for Eagle... but she misses... she needs her next shot to go in to tie the match... but once again the pressure has gotten to her and its all over... and she leaves this hole with a par!!!
Artemis(-3) Natalie(-2)


Well what a great match between us... and my god it took ages to do the whole match...  and well im feeling rather sore after that... its time for a smoke and a bit of gloating while im at it... anyway i think we will have a few more matches of this tonight... so keep an eye out for the next event!!! O and btw if your interested... this game is well worth buying... there we have it... The Artemis Beartrappe Seal of Approval!!!

Artemis Beartrappe - 48
Rest of the World - 28

WWE 12 (Part 7)

Well this is going to be our last game tonight of WWE 12!!! So without further a do... its time for our main event... this match will be an Hell In A Cell Match set for one fall... and its will be for the World Heavyweight Championship... introducing first...

He stands at 6'7"...  hailing from Manchester, England... The winner of NXT Season 1... WADE BARRETT!!! 

Coming to the ring next... from Dublin Ireland... he is the Celtic Warrior... SHEAMUS!!!

And the final opponent... San Luis Potosí, Mexico... ALBERTO DEL RIO!!!

MATCH REPORT - So this time... Im SHEAMUS... Bethany goes with WADE BARRETT once again... and the computer is ALBERTO DEL RIO!!! Well once again another cracking match... i start off by letting Bethany fend for herself with the computer to go outside and collect a load of weapons... three chairs one steel steps and a sledgehammer... and went in and caused a hell of a lot of destruction!!! But unfortunately for me the computer took me out and locked the arm bar in and made Bethany tape out... and well thats Bethany's only weakness... she can't button bash... once she gets that she will be unstoppable!!!

And the winners of the match... and New World Heavyweight Championship... ALBERTO DEL RIO!!!

Artemis Beartrappe - 47
Rest of the World - 28

WWE 12 (Part 6)

Another day passes... Me and Beth decide to have another bash at WWE 12!!! So without further a do... its time for our first match of the evening... the following contest will be a Tornado Tag Matc Cageh Match... and set for one fall... and it will be for the Unified WWE Tag Team Champions... Introducing first...

Weighting in at a combined wait of 377lbs... they are the  Unified WWE Tag Team Champions... KOFI KINGSTON & EVAN BOURNE... AIR BOOM!!!

And their opponents... introducing first... he comes from Mexico City, Mexico... "The International Sensation"... SIN CARA!!!

And his tag team partner... he hails from San Diego, California... he is the master of the 619... REY MYSTERIO!!!

MATCH REPORT - Well I was AIR BOOM... while Beth was  REY MYSTERIO &  SIN CARA !!! Well once again me and Bethany put on an instant classic... this was one really exciting match if someone where to be watching apart from ourselves!!! It was near escape after near escape... but it was Evan Bourne who got out first... and with the advantage on her side she managed to knock me out allowing her and her tag team partner to make escape... but it was too late for Bethany who escape... but i was able to get her partner and drag him down at the very last second... but unfortunately moments later he hit his finisher and was able to climb out unchallenged!!!

And the winners of the match... and New Unified WWE Tag Team Champions... REY MYSTERIO &  SIN CARA!!!

Artemis Beartrappe - 47
Rest of the World - 27

Poker Night I (Invitational)

Well this Thursday we will have our very first Poker Night... and if your interested send me a message... it will all be going down at the Beartrappe Mansion... around seven o clock and we will be playing texas hold'em rules... hope to see you guys then... o and bring your fivers as its five pound in... win takes all!!!

Artemis Beartrappe Euro 2012 Fantasy Football League (Review)

Well what a cracking tournament this has been... that is the Euro 2012... and the Artemis Beartrappe Euro 2012 Invitational!!!

The Euro's have brought some great matches... and some poor ones aswell... Spain were always going to be hard to beat... and they put up a great performance in the final against the Italians... tats three major touraments in a row they have won... who can possible stop them???

And in the Artemis Beartrappe Euro 2012 Invitational well Bethany was absolutely stunning... some great signings from the very start helped her clinch the title!!! I finished third so im happy with that... and well what makes it even better Daniel is last ha ha ha!!!

Artemis Beartrappe - 47

Rest of the World - 26

Artemis Beartrappe Euro 2012 Fantasy Football League (Day 24)

Well the leagues all over... Spain have won... and you gotta feel bad for Italy!!! Well four goals by Spain secured the victory and the third major trophy in a row... and with a lead that i thought could not be caught... and well it wasn't it was Bethany who picked up the victory!!! Chantelle came second and i wasn't fair behind... Damo did really well to come forth... Daniel Lowry came last... nuff said!!! Anyway Beth did really well... but how did she compare about the best??? Well she was only 126 points behind the overall winner... who may i add is from the N I!!! Nice one!!! Anyway this is not the end... because tomorrow ill be putting up a End of Tournament Review so keep an eye out for it sure!!!

WWE 12 (Part 5)

Well its time for our Main Event of the evening... the following contest will be set for one fall and will be a handicap match... introducing first...

He stands at 6'7"...  hailing from Manchester, England... The winner of NXT Season 1... WADE BARRETT!!!

And now his tag team partner...Hailing from Ayr, Scotland... he is the Chosen One... DREW MCINTYRE!!!

And finally their opponent... hailing from Death Valley... he is THE UNDERTAKER!!!

Match Review - Shuggie and Bethany were DREW MCINTYRE & WADE BARRETT respectively... while i was the Deadman... UNDERTAKER!!! And this wasn't fair... fair enough i agreed to it... well actually i suggested it... and it was hard to keep on top of i was getting attacked from everywhere... i tried to get rid of one of them and secure the win... but Bethany was too good... i was always fighting a losing battle... and after the third Wasteland it was all over!!!

And the winners of the match by pin fall... DREW MCINTYRE & WADE BARRETT!!!

Artemis Beartrappe - 41
Rest of the World - 24

WWE 12 (Part 4)

This time for our next match this evening... and it will be a Triple Threat Cage Match... for the United States Championship!!! The winner is who ever escapes the cage first and have their feet touching the floor... introducing first...

Weighting in tonight at 213lbs... he stands at 5'10... hailing from Hollywood, Florida... he is the United States Champion...  DOLPH ZIGGER!!!

And his first opponent... he weight in tonight at 212lbs... he hails from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... He is Captain Charisma... CHRISTIAN!!!

And his final opponent... he hails from Calabria, Italy... SANTINO MARELLA!!!

Match Report - Well it was be once again as the defending champion who was DOLPH ZIGGER... Bethany was CHRISTIAN... while Shuggie was  SANTINO MARELLA this time... one again another really close match... Beth attempted several early exits... even Shuggie tried himself... but i foiled them each time!!! One in particular was far too close for comfort... Beth was at the top and just about to climb down but i climbed up and slammed her down!!! Anyway the end came when Shuggie and I started to brawl... this allowed Beth to begin to climb out... but as i got to her it was to late and all i could do is watch her feet touch the floor!!!

And the winner of the match... and New United States Championship... CHRISTIAN!!! 

Artemis Beartrappe - 41
Rest of the World - 22

Artemis Beartrappe Euro 2012 Fantasy Football League (Final Preview)

Well in minutes time the European Championship Final will kick off at the Olympic Stadium in Kiev!!! So we are down to Italy and Spain!!! Whos going to win??? Well i myself am going for the outside bet Italy!!! But it could go either way!!! Spain like to push everyone forward if they loss the bad in the opponents area... this can be their advantage or the down fall... if Italy can catch them and pass it to Pirlo who can knock it up the field we could maybe see a repeat of the Germany team!!!

With only two teams left how does this effect the teams that are pushing for glory... and whether they have a squad that can get them some serious points!!!

Artemis Beartrappe Italy (1)    Spain (3)

Bethany Aspin Italy (0)    Spain (3)

Chantelle Scott Italy (0)    Spain (3)

Damien Volley  Italy (0)    Spain (4)

Daniel Lowry  Italy (0)    Spain (2)

Michael Thompson  Italy (3)    Spain (0)

Natalie Aspin  Italy (1)    Spain (4)

Neil Ainger Italy (1)    Spain (3)

Rebecca Volley  Italy (1)    Spain (2)

Well it looks like mission impossible or Chantelle or anybody for that matter... to catch our Beth... she has been outstanding... and the fact she has a 34 point league... everything inbetween seems up for grabs... and it looks like Rebecca and Daniel will battle over the wooden spoon!!! Anyway its match time now... so lets sit back with a beer and hopefully watching a rather enjoyable match... see you in 90 minutes... or maybe after extra time... or will we see the heart ache of penalties!!!

WWE 12 (Part 3)

Well after a hard days work... there is nothing better than playing some WWE 12!!! So its going to be me Bethany and my nephew Shuggie!!! So without further a do its time... for our opening contest of the evening... and it is set for one fall and it will be an Extreme Rules Match... and its will be for the Intercontinental Championship... introducing first...

Weighting in at 215lbs... he is the Intercontinental Championship... CODY RHODES!!!

Introducing next... he hails from San Diego, California... he is the master of the 619... REY MYSTERIO!!!

And finally... Hailing from St. Louis, Missouri... he stands at 6'4"... The Viper... RANDY ORTON!!!

MATCH REPORT - Well i was the champion CODY RHODES... Bethany was REY MYSTERIO... and finally Shuggie was RANDY ORTON!!! And this was a real close match... all of us had a hell of alot of offence... Bethany had several near falls in which i kicked out and even one where i had to save Shuggie... but after the weapons got involved i started to take the advanage and after busting  RANDY ORTON  open i threw him out of the ring and hit Cross Rhodes on Bethany for the three count... but this match could of ended all so differently if i hadn't brought the weapons in!!!

And the winners of the match... and Still  Intercontinental Championship ... CODY RHODES!!!

Artemis Beartrappe - 41
Rest of the World - 21

End of Month Stats (June)

Well its the end of the month... and once again the graphs are out... lets see how the past month went!!!

                            Win Loss Record (June 2012)

                            Vs Challengers (June 2012)

                          Game Type Record (June 2012)

Well it was a rather good month for me... got a good win loss ratio... but it wasn't as good as last month... how will this effect the pie chart and graph of doom??? 

                          Win Loss Progression (Overall)

                            Win Loss Record (Overall)

Strawberries & Cream

Will its Wimbledon season... and what better to do than play a few games of Tennis... but not the crappy kind where you have to play outside and i can never get it over the net... no what i mean is a few games of Virtua Tennis 4 on the Xbox 360... anyway everyone is either in bed or not in my house... so i scowl Xbox Live for challengers...

MATCH 1 - Andreas Seppi Vs Novak Djokovic
LOCATION - Australia
CHALLENGER GAMER TAG -  X Magpie Blue X
MATCH REPORT - Seppi wins the first game... and then the second... without me even scoring a single point... he had a few great Aces... aswell as a cheeky wee shot which was a very low serve!!!

Well that was an embarrassment... hopefully my next game ill actually win a point!!!

MATCH 1 - Andy Murray Vs Danny McManus
LOCATION - USA
CHALLENGER GAMER TAG -  M1LLWALL BOY
MATCH REPORT - Well set one went exactly the same as the last game... but i did actually get a point in this one... then when it comes to the second game i start pulling myself together... and somehow i win the game... how??? im not quiet sure... but hey who cares... anyway i lose the next set... and once again come back and win another set setting up the tie breaker!!! And before i know it im 6-2 down and its match point... but i dug down deep... and leveled it to 6-6... and from this point i kept having to fight his match points... it was one after another... my ass was on the line... finally i string a few points together and i have my first match point... and yes (As i fist pump the air) i did it... i won!!!

Well a win and a loss from my first two games... and i will be back for more of this game... it was rather enjoy and id like to thank my challengers... firstly M1LLWALL BOY for being so crap that i beat him (im only joking!!!)... and to X Magpie Blue X for giving me a real challenger... i will be looking a rematch down the line!!!



Artemis Beartrappe - 39
Rest of the World - 20

Artemis Beartrappe Euro 2012 Fantasy Football League (Day 21)

Well tonight was a surprise... the Italians are through to the final to play Spain at Germans expense!!! It was a rather interesting match... the Italians came straight for it... and well i actually fancy them against the Spanish in the final... so it could be a real good match... and i thought Pirlo was excellent once again!!! So what does this do to the table... not much to tell you the truth... a few points were either gained or lost by each team... and its gonna take a miracle for Beth to lose this now... but stranger things have happened!!!

Artemis Beartrappe Euro 2012 Fantasy Football League (Day 20)

Well the weather in Belfast is horrendous!!! Flash floods... it ain't good... and the fecking tv keeps going off... but i got to watch the extra time and penalties after getting back from work... and it was real tense... i heard it wasn't much of a game... but the penalties where great... and so it is Spain who makes their way to the final at the expense of Portugal!!! And well it left the table looking very interesting... well as usual... Bethany is top... and well i think the victory is in the bag... her team is looking far too strong... Chantelle is still going strong after her poor start but i still think i can catch her... else where everything else is pretty much the same... exactly Daniel is bottom... i wonder what will be his excuse... anyway tomorrow night we will find out what the final will be... its looking interesting... and well im looking forward to it... it should be a great game between Germany and Italy!!!