Well my dogs Daniel & Sheep are round and after having some good out Dominoes Pizza... its time for some gaming!!! First game of choice... and rather fitting too because of whats going on right now... thats right Beijing Olympics 2008!!! I've some aggression to get out here so there is no better than doing a bit of button bashing!!! So lets down to this and lets hand out some medals!!!
Event One - 100M
Well what a disaster this was... we had to reset the game three times becuase we all kept getting DQ... but finally we get under way... and its Sheep who flies from the start and is unstoppable... i never seem to be able to get my buttons right which allowed Daniel into second!!!
(Gold -Sheep) (Silver - Daniel) (Bronze - Artemis)
Event Two - 800M
Well this was a really close one... Daniel and myself took the race by the balls... we built a huge lead from the pack... but in the final stretch Daniel is able to hold me off... i went for it far too late!!! And well Sheep... he was never in it!!!
(Gold -Daniel) (Silver - Artemis) (Bronze - Sheep)
Event Three - High Jump
Well a rather embarrassment for Daniel here who couldn't even make the first height!!! Then it was between me and Sheep and this was one hell of a battle... but Sheep slips up and only gets to 242... while i break the bloody world record with a super 246... i think its in centre metres but im not sure!!!
(Gold -Artemis) (Silver - Sheep) (Bronze - Daniel)
Event Four - Long Jump
My god i forgot that you have to do it six times... god it nearly killed all three of us... but it was an ever changing battle at the top of the leader board... first off i get a big one over eight metres... in the second round Daniel hits a massive 8.71m which somehow the next jump later i equal to the millimetre!!! But then Sheep wrecks the party and gets a massive 8.77m which will be hard to beat!!! And well it ends exactly the same... i think we were to knackered to do much else!!!
(Gold -Sheep) (Silver - Daniel & Artemis)
Event Five - Javelin
Well we started off with a guide how not to play this game by getting six consecutive Foul shots... but on his third attempt Daniel breaks the bloody world record... i hit a similar shot but not quiet as good... but Sheep fails miserably and only gets one vaild throw in!!!
(Gold -Daniel) (Silver - Artemis) (Bronze - Sheep)
Event Six - 10m Pistol
Well after the first five shots i have a shot lead on Sheep and Daniel is another one behind... but after a bit of sloppy shooting by myself and some sniping by Sheep he ends up winning it with a score of 87.4 compared to my 86.9... it was close... then it was Daniel with 85.3... that was fun!!!
(Gold -Sheep) (Silver - Artemis) (Bronze - Daniel)
Event Seven - Cycling
Well after the trail times its me and Daniel fighting for the top spot!!! And well i was kicking his ass and he gave up... what a dick... i was going for the World Record... and i'm almost sure i was gonna break it!!!
(Gold -Artemis) (Silver - Daniel) (Bronze - Sheep)
Game Review - Well that was great crack... i leave with 2 Gold, 4 Silver & 1 Bronze!!! Sheep walks away with 3 Gold, 1 Silver & Bronze while Daniel has 2 Gold, 3 Silver & 2 Bronze!!! Well i think it was a good tribute to the Olympics... and well i hope you all will be watching it as i plan to do... anyway lets play some more games!!!
Artemis Beartrappe - 62
Rest of the World - 41
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